Some things should never wait
A young couple was expecting a visit from the
pastor of their church. They wanted everything to go
smoothly, but their two year old son was just
getting the hang of potty training.He was at the
stage where he would announce at the top of his
voice, "I gotta pee," when he had to go to the
bathroom.His father, worried that this might be
embarrassing when the minister came to call, instructed
the child, "Don't shout that you've got to pee.
Whisper!"That evening the pastor makes his visit.
He's there a very long time and the two year old
is on one foot and the other.Finally, the
minister asks him, "What's the matter, son?"The child
looks at his dad and says, "I've gotta whisper!"The
Pastor answered, "It's all right, child. Whisper
in my ear."
