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 BUBBA AND EARL
 

Rednecks Drinking & Driving
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One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were
driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said.
"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and
stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under
the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."
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 HA-HA
 

THIS IS ONE DUMB BLONDE

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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

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It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over...

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

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 SO FUNNY
 


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 SO TRUE
 

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 THE OLD MARRIED COUPLE
 

"MEDICAL EXAM"

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together.

After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me?"

"In fact I do," said the elderly man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

The doctor said he would make a note of that and see what some lab tests revealed.

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time.  Do you know why that could be?"

"Oh that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That is because the first time is usually around July and the second time is usually in December!"

 

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