He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Billy says, "I have a question for you. "

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

Go Get Mom

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded "Son, I
have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady
in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles
of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to
watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again, and a beautiful 24 year-old woman stepped
out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother"