At a crowded bus stop in Houston, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini Skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. .

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't!.

So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give little more slack and again was unable to make the step..

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line Picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. .

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, Screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!".

At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."

Just wanted to let each of you know will be leaving early Sunday morning Nov. 19th for Cancun, Mexico for a week...pre..thanksgiving with my daughter..her husband and my 9 month old grandson...hope your weekend..all next week...and Thanksgiving is full of fun and blessings..Going to miss each of you..take care...have fun...hold down the fort to I return..Love each of my blogger friends...all are so special...

An old man and woman were married for years even
though they hated each other. When they had a fight,
screams and yelling could be heard deep into the
night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who
feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my
way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt
you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was
responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange
sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the
respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the
funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the
wife went straight to the local bar and began to
party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her
actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors
approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this
man who practiced black magic and stated when he
died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside
down!"