A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent! all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several tim es the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest Boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

DUSTING
This is a true story. I verified it on snopes.com.

I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide
for its
>
> >> crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we
were # 2
> >> in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9
named
> >> Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at
3 years
> >> old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us
now and I
> >> still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the
fact that
> >> there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't
allow it.
> >> He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand
that I
> >> know about drugs.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids
at least
>
> >> once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they
won't.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> I like building computers occasionally and started building a new
one in
> >> February 2005. I also was working on some of my older computers.
They
> >> were full of dust so on one of my trips to the computer store I
bought a
> >> 3 pack of DUST OFF. Dust Off is a can of compressed air to blow
dust off
>
> >> a computer. A few weeks later when I went to use one of them
they were
> >> all used. I talked to my kids and my two sons both said they had
used
> >> them on their computer and messing around with them. I yelled at
them
> >> for wasting the 10 dollars I paid for them.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> On February 28, I went back to the computer store. They didn't
have the
> >> 3 pack which I had bought on sale so I bought a single jumbo can
of Dust
> >> Off. I went home and set it down beside my computer.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> On March 1st, I left for work at 10 PM. Just before midnight my
wife
> >> went down and kissed Kyle goodnight. At 5:30 am the next morning
Kathy
> >> went downstairs to wake Kyle up for school, before she left for
work. He
>
> >> was propped up in bed with his legs crossed and his head leaning
over.
> >> She called to him a few times to get up. He didn't move. He
would
> >> sometimes tease her like this and pretend he fell back asleep.
He was
> >> never easy to get up. She went in and shook his arm. He fell
over. He
> >> was pale white and had the straw from the Dust Off can coming out
of his
> >> mouth. He had the new can of Dust Off in his hands. Kyle was
dead.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> I am a police officer and I had never heard of this. My wife is
a nurse
> >> and she had never heard of this. We later found out from the
coroner,
> >> after the autopsy, that only the propellant from the can of Dust
off was
> >> in his system. No other drugs. Kyle had died between midnight
and 1:00
> >> am.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> I found out that using Dust Off is being done mostly by kids ages
9
> >> through 15. They even have a name for it. It's called dusting.
A take
> >> off from the Dust Off name. It gives them a slight high for
about 10
> >> seconds. It makes them dizzy. A boy who lives down the street
from us
> >> showed Kyle how to do this about a month before. Kyle showed his
best
> >> friend. Told him it was cool and it couldn't hurt you. It's just

> >> compressed air. It can't hurt you. His best friend said no.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Kyle was wrong. It's not just compressed air. It also contains
a
> >> propellant called R2. It's a refrigerant like what is used in
your
> >> refrigerator. It is a heavy gas. Heavier than air. When you
inhale it,
>
> >> it fills your lungs and keeps the good air, with oxygen, out.
That's why
>
> >> you feel dizzy, buzzed. It decreases the oxygen to your brain,
to your
> >> heart. Kyle was right. It can't hurt you. IT KILLS YOU.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The horrible part about this is there is no warning. There is no
level
> >> that kills you. It's not cumulative or an overdose; it can just
go
> >> randomly, terribly wrong. Roll the dice and if your number comes
up you
> >> die. IT'S NOT AN OVERDOSE. It's Russian Roulette. You don't
die later.
>
> >> Or not feel good and say I've had too much. You usually die as
you're
> >> breathing it in. If not you die within 2 seconds of finishing
"the hit."
>
> >> That's why the straw was still in Kyle's mouth when he died. Why
his
> >> eyes were still open. The experts want to call this huffing.
The kids
> >> don't believe its huffing. As adults we tend to lump many things

> >> together. But it doesn't fit here. And that's why it's more
accepted.
> >> There is no chemical reaction, no strong odor. It doesn't follow
the
> >> huffing signals. Kyle complained a few days before he died of his
tongue
> >> hurting. It probably did. The propellant causes frostbite. If I
had
> >> only known.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> It's easy to say hey, it's my life and I'll do what I want. But
it
> >> isn't. Others are always affected. This has forever changed our
family's
>
> >> life. I have a hole in my heart and soul that can never be
fixed. The
> >> pain is so immense I can't describe it. There's nowhere to run
from it..
>
> >> I cry all the time and I don't ever cry. I do what I'm supposed
to do
> >> but I don't really care. My kids are messed up. One won't talk
about
> >> it. The other will only sleep in our room at night. And my
wife, I
> >> can't even describe how bad she is taking this. I thought we
were safe
> >> because of Thor. I thought we were safe because we knew about
drugs and
> >> talked to our kids about them.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> After Kyle died another story came out. A probation Officer went
to the
> >> school system next to ours to speak with a student. While there
he found
>
> >> a student using Dust Off in the bathroom. This student told him
about
> >> another student who also had some in his locker. This is a
rather
> >> affluent school system. They will tell you they don't have a
drug
> >> problem there. They don't even have a dare or plus program there.
So
> >> rather than tell everyone about this "new" way of getting high
they
> >> found, they hid it. The probation officer told the media after
Kyle's
> >> death and they, the school, then admitted to it. I know that if
they
> >> would have told the media and I had heard, it wouldn't have been
in my
> >> house.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> We need to get this out of our homes and school computer labs.
Using
> >> Dust Off isn't new and some "professionals" do know about. It
just isn't
>
> >> talked about much, except by the kids. They all seem to know
about it.
> >> April 2nd was 1 month since Kyle died. April 5th would have been
his
> >> 15th birthday. And every weekday I catch myself sitting on the
living
> >> room couch at 2:30 in the afternoon and waiting to see him get
off the
> >> bus. I know Kyle is in heaven but I can't help but wonder if I
died and
> >> went to Hell.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> This Officer is asking for everyone who receives this email to
forward it
>
> >> to everyone in their address book, even Law Enforcement
Officers.

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the
Bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

No one I know has gotten it right.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not
Know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream
Partner so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never
Asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?

[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below.]



















Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has
The same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the
Question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

Hope each of you will have a great week..Love ya'll

To my new friends that doesnt know what is going on..and my old friends..the year of 2007 has been nothing but pain--pain...been mis=diagnosis with lupus..fibromyalgia..spasms..finally after many tests..x=rays ..different drugs..my new family Dr has finally pin pointed what is wrong..got neuropathic nerve damage in my back..shoulder..arm and hand...started me on Lyrica medicine for nerve damage..plus a drug to take to help me sleep some...he is the type of Dr that doesnt give up to he finds the answer....if he cant will send you to someone that can....I am on Lyrica..3 times a day...just started today..of course having shingles made things worst..cant use my hand and arm at times...have no feeling...but still can feel the pain..thanks to the ones that hasnt forgotten me and understood..I cant do what I once did...some days cant even type etc...hand and fingers are numb..cant use mine fingers...thanks for keeping me in your prayers..Love ya'll..